Crossed Wires…

I love these prompts and how everyone responds so differently….#crossed wires... This week the prompt from the lovely Lorna @ Gin and Lemonade

Mistaken Identity by Carol Ann Taylor.


Overloud music, bass thumping.

Girls…  So many girls and the drinks just kept coming.

“Come on guys, no more please, she will kill all of us if we are late tomorrow”

Sean’s eyes glazed over, he still couldn’t believe his luck, the most amazing girl in the world had said, Yes!

He was imagining her gliding down the aisle, a vision in white and all his.

“Come on!  You are slipping Sean, keep up, last night of freedom mate, make the most of it”

“Drink up!”

So he did one after another. Oh boy, am I going to have a stonker of a head in the morning.

“Wait till you see what we have planned for you,” Jim said leering at the skimpily clad girls dancing around them.

“ Oh No! No Strippers, please”

“Would we boys?” they just laughed.

“Excuse me, sir”

Turning, Sean saw a very shapely PC  standing before him. “ The silver Porsche outside does that belong to you?”

“ What? Come on, No!

“ Sir, just answer the question”

Grinning Sean grabbed her breast, pulled her towards him and kissed her hard. Might as well make the most of my last night of freedom.


When the metal on his wrists shut with a click and he was propelled towards the exit.

He knew….Wrong PC!

I hope you enjoyed this little tale x

About Carol Taylor:

Enjoying life in The Land Of Smiles I am having so much fun researching, finding new, authentic recipes both Thai and International to share with you. New recipes gleaned from those who I have met on my travels or are just passing through and stopped for a while. I hope you enjoy them.

I love shopping at the local markets, finding fresh, natural ingredients, new strange fruits and vegetable ones I have never seen or cooked with. I am generally the only European person and attract much attention and I love to try what I am offered and when I smile and say Aroy or Saab as it is here in the north I am met with much smiling.

Some of my recipes may not be in line with traditional ingredients and methods of cooking but are recipes I know and have become to love and maybe if you dare to try you will too. You will always get more than just a recipe from me as I love to research and find out what other properties the ingredients I use contain to improve our health and wellbeing.

Exciting for me hence the title of my blog, Retired No One Told Me! I am having a wonderful ride and don’t want to get off, so if you wish to follow me on my adventures, then welcome! I hope you enjoy the ride also and if it encourages you to take a step into the unknown or untried, you know you want to…….Then, I will be happy!

Carol is a contributor to the Phuket Island Writers Anthology:

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Thank you once again for reading this post I hope you all have a great week 🙂 xx

24 thoughts on “Crossed Wires…

    1. CarolCooks2 Post author

      Thank you, Debbie you are very kind I am just flexing my writers muscles I have done very little so not overly confident with what I do and thought it was about time I threw it open to the public…Have a lovely Sunday 🙂 xx

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      1. Debbie Harris

        It’s hard sometimes to open up and try new things like creative writing isn’t it? I’m enjoying trying to get my head around some of these prompts. It’s fun to get the brain moving in different ways. You’re very talented 🙂


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